lick it

Female version of "suck it"

guy: whatever you bitch, just go suck it

girl: you can shut the fuck up, and lick it

by Robz69 August 31, 2007

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Lickity split

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

by roguebfl March 1, 2008

Licking Hoff

Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."

It's really hot out, how refreshing would "Licking Hoff" be right now?

by Procrastinating Philosopher July 6, 2011

Licking Kink

A person who gets turned on by getting licked.

You know David, once Madison (the horse girl) licked Sakura and they started moaning in class. Be careful if your tongue accidentally makes contact with Sakura for they have a licking kink.

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

lickety-split

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

by Boris June 9, 2004

Licking

If you lick it, Its yours now.

I am licking it, Its mine now.

by notryen August 24, 2020