Pull the lever Kronk

A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth

M:give me a handjob
W:ok
M:PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019

meat-lever

Another name for a cockdick. beantree. Usually used when referring to a lesser being.

dude that kid's collar is popped. what a meat-lever.

by nutbag September 8, 2005

Lever problem

Leave 'er problem

A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.

"Ok, we've got the original problem fixed, but now the lights don't work..."

"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"

by notapseudonym August 7, 2008

soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

Megan Lever

Megan Lever is a great person and a big lover of animals but unfortunately she is not as great as the almighty human that is Callum Jones

Guy1: Is'nt Megan Lever just great
Guy2: Yes but she does not compare to Callum Jones he is a god among men
Guy1: True he is incredible

by KingCallum July 21, 2017

lever-up

A crucial moment where one hides their erect penis by tucking it beneath the elastic of their shorts, usually in an opportunistic fashion, in the unexpected anticipation of standing up.

After twenty minutes of watching Hannah dance, poor Jimmy could hear the taxi for the town centre as it pulled up outside. He was grateful that she went to answer the door, since it gave him the briefest of moments to lever-up before they headed off to The Commercial Hotel.

by sir_rushington March 19, 2017

fat lever

A gay fag who likes fat guys

Look at that fat lever who's fucking a fat dude.

by Willly G March 20, 2017