inspector_lestrade

Cotton Candy loving Gun Toting Hentai Porn Freak With a Tail Army grunt with a MD degree

Inspector_Lestrade mounts Klepto

by someonewhoisgoingtodie July 4, 2003

Legiterate

A person place or thing that can't be legit. An antonym for M.C. Hammer.

Steve is so legiterate, nothing he does is legit.

by jimm3r October 28, 2009

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

sub-literate

means the same as obliterate.

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.

by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009

Lesperate

(n) Desperate lesbian:
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.


Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE

Girl 1: Dude. why does she keep trying to recruit all of our straight friends into lesbians?

Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...

by gotchabitchhh January 21, 2009

Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)

"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!

by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012

leeterate

1. able to read and write 1337
2. having or showing knowledge of reading, and write 1337
3. characterized by skill, lucidity, polish, or the like of 1337
4. having knowledge or skill in a 1337 field
5. having an 1337ducation; 1337ducated
6. Fluent in 1337

He is leeterate.
1337terate can also be spelled like this.

by Gruby Grub August 2, 2007