Leominster

A town in northern Herefordshire (note that the fourth letter is an E, not a T) in England. It is the second most populous town in the county after Hereford, being home to around 12 000 people. It is a quiet rural market town with many unique medieval and early modern black and white buildings. However, the town has gained a reputation in the surrounding area as a centre for crime and deprivation. People who think this are stuck-up, have clearly never travelled more than 10 miles from their rural homes, and are just picking on Leominster to mask the fact their own town or village is just as rough.

Often affectionately called Lemner by inhabitants

Not to be confused with Leominster, Massachusetts. Leominster, Herefordshire is the original Leominster so obviously the better one.

You're just jealous you don't live in Leominster, mate.

by albert bobbleford December 13, 2018

leominster

hick town where the only other town people know of is fitchburg (where they go to sell drugs) and it has the faulous "Mall at Whitney Field" where the food court consists of an orange julius and a subway and you have to drive 80 miles to get to the nearest whatever your looking for

"alls i know is about my chickens and my pick- em- up truck"

by leominstersuxgotoframingham April 28, 2005

Lemonshark

A small vicious feline of a tawny yellow or orange shade; a demonic yellow cat.

" I am being stalked by the Lemonshark....ahhhhhhhh! Help me!"

"The scars are from Lemonshark who is purring on that cushion."

by BloodyLayn February 4, 2010

Demonsterative

1. The act of being Da' monster
2. Having a monsterous presence
3. Locking like you know what your doing; and kicking ass!
4. being "the Shit"

When you go up on stage remember to be demonsterative.

by ag1884 September 25, 2011

LagMonster

Someone that is lagging so hardcore on Xbox LIVE.

"He's lagging everywhere I can't even fucking shoot him."
"Fix your K-Mart connection LagMonster."

by GodDamnNigger August 12, 2009

Jovi lemonstre

Someone who is extremely talented

Someone who can not do without Twitter

Someone who sold the highest copies of his Album

Some one who acts like a chick

Someone who beefs almost everybody

Someone who has the highest fan base in Cameroon
Some one who shoots videos with an Android phone

Someone who is being respected like a god

Someone who claims to know Everything

Someone who created the Mboko sound

He knows everything ,he is such a Jovi lemonstre

by Yongka May 13, 2019

remonster

Name for a remote controller, TV or otherwise. Named after the Universal ReMonster from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The Universal ReMonster is a monster made of remote controls.

Toss me the remonster, I want to see what else is on.

by Universal ReMonster December 14, 2008