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leafblower

when two gay men get into a sixty nine position and blow into eachothers' assholes.
'watch out for joane, he went in to far when doing leafblower the other day."
by leafblower69 April 8, 2020
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leafblower joke

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011
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Leafblower

mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.

Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
by ttmike42 December 20, 2008
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lesbian leafblower

When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device.
Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.
by Rob S. April 9, 2005
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leafblower

Where you squat over a chicks face and fart, and all the little flecks of shit and toilet paper smack her real good.
So i layed her on the bed, told her to close her eyes, and then i leafblowed all over her!
by J-bizzle December 21, 2003
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Georgia Leafblower

When you bust in a girl and she queefs it back on to you.
Just as I busted into Stacy’s mom she Georgia Leafblower’d all over me
by JCH33K March 22, 2019
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Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.
I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!
by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022
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