When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.
Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.
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1 Pseudo spiritual musings, often involving gemmy gem crystals, karma, mantas, or Jesus. Lim Laum is frequently practiced by, but not limited to, Heady heads. Included under this discussion are such topics as astrology, salvation, karma,
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2 Pseudo scientific musings. Bullshit.
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1 Elsa likes to praise Shiva before every hit on the chillum. That's pretty lim laum, but at least she's cute.
2 The natural foods gathering was great... but then the organizers began speaking about the evils of cooked foods. Having experienced the ravages of dysentery and tropical disease, I concluded that this was a bunch of lim laum and left.
3 Darrel was discussing the role of the masons in poisoning our water supply and dropping aluminum into our air via chemtrails. I can't prove him wrong but it sounds kind of lim laum to me.
2 The natural foods gathering was great... but then the organizers began speaking about the evils of cooked foods. Having experienced the ravages of dysentery and tropical disease, I concluded that this was a bunch of lim laum and left.
3 Darrel was discussing the role of the masons in poisoning our water supply and dropping aluminum into our air via chemtrails. I can't prove him wrong but it sounds kind of lim laum to me.
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