Law Of Lamont

Believing in something that's false

Eric: I'm putting 1k on McGregor Lfg
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont

by wehelmtf July 15, 2021

layman's terms

The use of basic speach, or words/terms that a person will understand.

Teacher: The volume of a container with a gas, when reduced by one half, will double the force exerted by the gas by a factor of two
Student: Uh, I don't understand. Can you give that in layman's terms?
Teacher: When you squeeze a balloon to half it's size, it is harder to squeeze right? This is because the pressure is doubled. Get it?
Student: Uh, Yah!

by Nate314 September 4, 2008

The Layton

The act of showing up to a party, smoking weed and falling asleep (at the party) well before it's over.

Dude, Ryan just pulled the layton, somebody should teabag him.

Man I'm getting tired, I think I'm about the pull the layton.

Pulling the layton is a total party foul!

by strtsk8r7 March 14, 2008

laymosphere

The quality of comfort of one's outstretched body across any particular surface.

James: How's the laymosphere on those four chairs?
Tom: Not too bad. I would prefer to be laying on a bed, but this isn't all that horrible either.

by Thomas Lasey January 1, 2008

LaMonde

The last name of a royal descent. Should be treated like a king if ever ran across.

"My hands tremmbled as King LaMonde walked through the room"

by chuck beaver February 3, 2010

LaMone'

LaMone' is the most clueless person you will ever meet. She is really nice and gullible too. She also has multiple personalities

LaMone' is soooooo nice

by Emmas_mom April 10, 2019

laylonie

laylonie is the definition of the most affectionate person. She always makes sure her friends are okay before herself. She loves everyone dearly no matter what they have done. She sees the bright side to everyone and that makes me smile. I love you laylonie with all my heart. Laylonie deserves all the happiness in the world 🤟🏽

laylonie always ask if I’m okay, which makes me smile

by deeznuts31 November 22, 2021