by rizz215 April 07, 2009
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Used by idiots in place of lieu of "lie" -- as in lying down, not telling an untruth. Confusion arises from the fact that the preterit of "lie" is "lay".
Infinitive: Lie (to lie down, intransitive)
Preterit: Lay
Past Participle: Lain
Infinitive: Lie (to tell an untruth, intransitive)
Preterit: Lied
Past Participle: Lied
Infinitive: Lay (transitive)
Preterit: Laid
Past Participle: Laid
Infinitive: Lie (to lie down, intransitive)
Preterit: Lay
Past Participle: Lain
Infinitive: Lie (to tell an untruth, intransitive)
Preterit: Lied
Past Participle: Lied
Infinitive: Lay (transitive)
Preterit: Laid
Past Participle: Laid
by YYT January 22, 2014
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
by B.Diddy August 14, 2007
Your telling a group of people or someone who is hyped about something/someone to calm down, its not that serious or relax.
by Kanndy June 09, 2007
Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
by 0k_c0mputer February 07, 2015