Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

LaShonja

A beautiful, smart woman who is a great leader. She is a great person and is always there for her family and friends!

I need a LaShonja in my life.
LaShonja is goddess.

by Aria Spencer June 27, 2014

laiton ring

A ring you place over your penis whilst having gay sex

Friend one:" hows the bf mark"
Friend two: "got cheeky and used a laiton ring"

by qlpllqlp July 12, 2020

Latonya

LATONYA is a woman who is smart, kind and loyal! She has beautiful eyes, a sexy voice and body. The name Latonya means Worthy of Praise. She finds Latonya is the EPITOME OF A SURVIVOR!

TREASURE LATONYA SHE IS WORTH IT! OFTEN SHE IS IMITATED...BUT NEVER DUPLICATED.

by anonymous November 2, 2022

Lashonda

Only met one woman name Lashonda. A unique name for a unique woman. Extraordinary is so many ways. If u ever find yourself a Lashonda, be mindful of how u treat her because if u wrong her she wont put up with ur nonsense and she gone out of your life forever.

Lashonda - Fuck around and find out what happens when you play with her emotions.

by DFKG March 12, 2023

Laytonsville

is a small town in montgomery county, maryland where the population is basically 300. there is a number of mcmansions. there are mostly white people who live there and some asians, blacks, indians, but there are no latinos. the median income is about $85,000. there are only 3 public schools. Laytonsville Elementary School, which is like 5-10 minutes from everyone's house, Gaithersburg Middle School, where all the rich kids come from Laytonsville which is like 20 minutes away, and Gaithersburg High School which is a fucking 30-45 minutes away. laytonsville is basically where you will find all the rich kids.

poor kid: where do you live?
rich kid: oh i live in laytonsville
poor kid: you live in a house?! damn you must be rich

by jlc93 October 30, 2008

liston

Liston is a sprawling group of people that are(to put it simply)- game changers... A Liston will not dick around. A Liston will bring life to any board meeting, party, double date with a mere waft of their B.O from the door announcing their presence.
To be a Liston is a non-refundable gift to be celebrated by anyone in a Listons presence.

Fuck me Godfrey did you smell that? A Liston girl is coming to fuck shit up! It is about to get real in here thanks to a Liston

I wish I was a Liston

by GeoffreyGodfrey December 20, 2015