The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007

Reverse Ted Lasso

When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.

She has daddy issues and can only get off if he does a reverse Ted Lasso.

by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by The Lasso Victim December 9, 2007

Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

Gooey Lasso

Lasso - Gooey
/ləˈsu ,ˈlasəʊ/ - /ˈɡu i/
noun - adjective
When ya boi can shoot lasso-like hoops of baby gravy.

Turn over heffer!, Time to pull her in with the ol' gooey lasso!! YEEE HAWWW!

by Detective Chimp July 13, 2021

latino lasso

When you rub hot sauce on your penis then cover it in dried peppers and after all that go balls deep in your lover but more specifically in the anal cavity

Dude my girlfriend was crying after we did the “Latino Lasso”

by Gapesaregoodwhenbusted May 22, 2019