Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

Lashika

Lashika is an amazing person. He has strong muscles (Don't mess with him), he is handsome (Ladies hit him up), he is generous and loving.

Gee whiz, there goes the amazing Lashika

by www.chickentractors.xyz September 13, 2017

lashika

lashika iz me..godamnit.

me..sheez so gorgeous.

by lashika December 30, 2004

lashing rain

Most common name particularly in Ireland, for intense rain. ‘Lashing’ is also often used by itself. Informal but not disrespectful, and used and understood by almost everyone in the country.

“There’ll be lashing rain this weekend”
“Ugh, it’s lashing out again”

by leahhk22 May 21, 2021

Lashvian

The cryptic language of those of whom are lashed.

Used by those who have run out of English words and struggle to string a simple sentence together.
It is also predominatley used before eating something disgusting, for example dog food and/or vinegar.
Can often be confused with latvian.

Mattie: What are they saying?
Gee: Im not sure, i think it might be Lashvian
Mattie: Oh my, he's eating dog food now

by geeeeeeeeeee October 28, 2011