Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Darker Than Larch

Really fucking dark. ...and scarey.

Holy fuck what the fucking fuck was that. Its Darker than Larch in here and I've kecked my drawers.

by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003

Grand Larceny

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

fat larch

Once stated on monty pythons flying circus.

Ez dave ,chek out that fat larch.

by JOHN NURSE July 27, 2006

Larching

The art of striking up a conversation with someone in the front of a line. Then keeping place with said person. Ignoring the 100's of people already waiting. Then inviting their whole group in to larch. Thus, larching in line.

Look at those dirty larchers. They just larched to the front of the line with their gay ass poster tubes! Fucking larching! A Larcher is person who larches. The worst larchers, squeeze in line the bring the rest of their friends with them. Most larchers have their own poster tubes one their back, as to not damage their new show print.

by slopstheantigravitykid March 28, 2015

larcat

The way of the pimp.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY man you is larcat.

by AnimeJesus May 16, 2018

Larching

1. The intentional seeking of Larch trees in pursuit of personal pleasure or photographic imagery.

2. To fantasize/obsess over the thought of Larch trees in their colorful Autumn shades.

Lyle: “Hey Kyle, what are you’re plans for the weekend?”

Kyle: “Definitely heading out to the Rockies, tis the season to be larching! They are all shifting yellow right now.”

Lyle: “Lucky bastard, I have work Saturday, but I am larching over the thought of your shots.”

by teznation October 15, 2019