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Lapoosh

1. A sexual encounter involving three or more partners.

2. When more people show up than anticipated but not in a good way.
The dinner party was so lapoosh, my roommate brought three of her friends. It was crowded, we ran out of food., and they ruined the vibe.
by Boomsauce76 November 21, 2021
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Laporte

A basque man with a very big social media presence. He does lots of amazing dance moves
You have been making Instagram reels all day. You remind me of Laporte
by crtxrygchj October 31, 2022
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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Lapotilola

the mix of the Dora theme song and the Barbie theme song
"Omg I love lapotilola"

"what's that?"

"a mix of the Dora theme song and the Barbie theme song"
by border hopper 3000 October 31, 2023
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LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.
“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”
by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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