Lank Bag

Someone who is extremely gangly and/or tall, has longer than normal body parts or limbs.

"Did you see that girl? she was suuuuch a lank bag!"

"Laura Mills is the definition of lank bag, have you seen her flail her legs around like that?"

Mr. Bean

String Beans

by randwein August 1, 2008

Lank Tank

A synonym for Skank Bank, following all the rules of lank (preceded by "skank")

Skank Bank!
Lank Tank.
Youre such a hoebag

by Phloop December 10, 2003

Lank master 69

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head

Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music

by Big chinchilla dad April 4, 2019

lank

past tense of leak

the cooker lank a few hours ago

by Balaola123 March 15, 2022

LANK

Let A Nigga Know

You gotta LANK that you stand on business

by SeatYouthful January 3, 2024

Lank

when you feel very tired

“Bro i’m so lanked”

by Your fellow Mexican November 30, 2019

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025