Lank Bag

Someone who is extremely gangly and/or tall, has longer than normal body parts or limbs.

"Did you see that girl? she was suuuuch a lank bag!"

"Laura Mills is the definition of lank bag, have you seen her flail her legs around like that?"

Mr. Bean

String Beans

by randwein August 1, 2008

Lank Tank

A synonym for Skank Bank, following all the rules of lank (preceded by "skank")

Skank Bank!
Lank Tank.
Youre such a hoebag

by Phloop December 10, 2003

Lank master 69

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head

Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music

by Big chinchilla dad April 4, 2019

wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 19, 2006

lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness

On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”

by BOMS October 10, 2007

Lanked

For someone ton be totally sacked in a fight

i was lanked yesterday

by mikey_jackson December 12, 2016

LankE

A “LankE” can be defined 2 ways. It can either be a silly looking dodo bird, with a very sassy attitude.

Or “LankE” can simply mean that you want my dick.

Peep my soundcloud.

The Wild LankE was discovered near the pool, being a sassy little bitch.

by WorkPants September 3, 2018