Lanced

When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.

“When I went to the pool I got lanced by my friend.”

by Kordops February 5, 2019

Lance

He may seem like a shy dude, but if you get to know him, he can be the best person you ever know, he's insecure about everything, if you know someone name Lance befriend him, he may seem unresponsive but he's just shy and afraid of getting judge

Lance, are you free? Can I tell you about my problems

by Nani68 June 29, 2022

a lance

a nice center greasy long uncut hair parting

You totally have a lance going on to today ellie oj
LANCEY!

by BIG LOZ February 11, 2008

lancing

When someone is on the search for tha booty.

Nigga 1: "Damn I could use some booty"
Nigga 2: "Nigga quit lancing you too damn ugly to get dat"

by loropocoro August 4, 2014

Lance

Verb meaning To Lance:
While in a fast moving car yelling "Go Lance" at a bicyclist dressed up in fancy bicyclist's clothes. Usually they will respond with "Fuck you!" or "AHH!"

GO LANCE! RIDE IT!
Man, that was a good one.

SHIT! he's creepin back on us and we're at a stop light! DUCK!

by hyphylife May 13, 2008

Lance

The quick insertion of an insult while giving a complement in which the complement outways the insult.

Your really look nice today, how far along are you?

You so got lanced.
L2

by Weareclackers...... March 14, 2014

Lance

Lance is short for Lance-romance, which means that your boy is putting in overtime with a girl. Or Lancing.

Come one Lance, let's leave this party.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.

by Ciznal April 26, 2007