Lamp

English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.

Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020

Lamp

The thing in the corner of your room that stands there looking ugly

Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"

by Ihatelamps October 20, 2022

LAMP

Short for: Look At My Penis

A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.

Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.

Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!

Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.

by WadeWilson April 29, 2010

LAMP

greek term for willow

i <3 lamp

by greekgod1234 January 3, 2011

Lamp

verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.

Varg Vikernes totally lamped the hell out of Euronymous

by Geitfaust August 2, 2008

lamping

another word for chilling, cooling

i'm lamping with tash tomorrow.

by aphilliated February 8, 2013

Lamp

Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.

Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.

Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006