Boot Lube

Referencing a fictional lubricant you apply to the toe area of your boot when you really want to stick your foot up someone's ass for acting a fool.

The engineer sent me the wrong damn drawing for the 3rd time. I am going to put on my boot lube and kick his rectum though his throat.

by Lameo333 November 5, 2013

Redneck Lube

When you use your sisters spit to fuck your girlfriend

Hey sis , get me that redneck lube, I’m about to fuck your mom.

by J D Fuck It July 7, 2019

Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action

Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears

by Foosman January 28, 2010

bro lube

the act of spitting on your bros dick for lubricant.

"I need lube" random slut

"i got you uncle Sam here is some bro lube" jay

*spits on sams dick*

by thicke June 18, 2017

lube skyballer

Luke Skywalker except with way more lube and anal.

Lube skyballer is signaling

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr October 8, 2008

Nature's Lube

Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.

We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.

by KY Rider December 16, 2008