lube the tube

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

lube mouse

the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat

John have you been spanking the monkey to porn again coz we have a lube mouse

by Sarah Payne January 6, 2008

lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.

Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

lube pooper

One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.

The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.

Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."

A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.

B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!

by a huge rooster March 26, 2015

Lube Docking

Lube docking is the act of one man taking lubricant of off his erect penis and applying it to another mans erect penis so he too can have a lubricated penis

It’s was 3am and Josh burst into my room needing some lubricant as he had a girl in his bed, unfortunately I had just used the last of the bottle on myself so I implored Josh to come closer to me so we could do a bit of Lube Docking and lubricate his dry erect cock to help a mate out.

by FunkyFelix May 5, 2021

Lube Licker

A person (most times a male) who licks lube out of an ass so they can try it dry.

Hey Jimmy I heard your a lube licker gross!

by TheInsultMaker July 9, 2022

Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.

Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.

by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010