Lqtm

Means "laugh quietly to myself" and is used in place of LOL or quietly chuckles for people who want to be more honest or humble instead of saying LOL when somebody says or texts you something even mildly humorous.

Obnoxious: Yo dawg what up holmes
Quiet kid:... not much
Obnoxious kid:yeah okay cool i guess wanna go do some crack? I just stole my parents retirement money
Quiet kid:um... what?
Obnoxious kid: You know, crack, coke, blow, nose candy! Or maybe we could get some smack or meth.
Quiet kid: Lqtm, um no id rather disembowel myself with a wooden spoon.
Obnoxious kid: Um watevah man ima go be cool just like my dad!
Queit kid: Yeah okay do us all a favor and overdose you fuck

by PandasterMaster December 5, 2011

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Laugh Quitely To Myself

When Someone texts u lol there really not laughing out loud there LQTMing.

by D-man I$$y January 2, 2012

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"Laughing quitly to myself " when you are not actually out loud and want to be honest.

thats so funny sarah
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by princesacheeks April 21, 2018

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LQTMWTARY

A variation of LQTM, LQTMWTARY means: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.

Use this to make conversations via AIM and Myspace extra creepy, random, or to inform the person you're talking to that you want to just RAPE THE F*** out of them!

MD: have you seen this vid? www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug
*watches video*
DS: OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LMAO!
MD: I know! LQTMWTARY!
DS: uhh... what's that mean?
MD: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.
DS: ...I'm gonna go now...

by CountFunkula October 23, 2008

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