lqtm

Or Laughing Quietly To Myself.
When you're talking to someone on messenger or myspace or facebook or whatever.They may say something but you actually dont laugh but you know its kind of funny you just write lqtm

Joe: Hey Fred did you hear linda has STD's?

Fred: No I didnt! lqtm !!

by Thatoneguysean July 30, 2008

LQTM

"Laughing quitly to myself " when you are not actually out loud and want to be honest.

thats so funny sarah
LQTM

by princesacheeks December 11, 2017

LQTM

a more realistic portrayal for the internet emotion of "lol", however, having the keys required to type the expression being considerably further away from each other makes "lqtm" much more inconvenient to use in any scenario other than defining it on urban dictionary.

Person1: *joke*
Person2: lol
*people don't use lqtm*

by theLOLflashlight February 7, 2011

lqtms

laugh out loud to myself

Like lol but not out loud and quietly is lqtms

by Mr.Green the psycho killer June 15, 2013

LQTM

Laugh Quitely To Myself

When Someone texts u lol there really not laughing out loud there LQTMing.

by D-man I$$y January 2, 2012

Lqtm

Means "laugh quietly to myself" and is used in place of LOL or quietly chuckles for people who want to be more honest or humble instead of saying LOL when somebody says or texts you something even mildly humorous.

Obnoxious: Yo dawg what up holmes
Quiet kid:... not much
Obnoxious kid:yeah okay cool i guess wanna go do some crack? I just stole my parents retirement money
Quiet kid:um... what?
Obnoxious kid: You know, crack, coke, blow, nose candy! Or maybe we could get some smack or meth.
Quiet kid: Lqtm, um no id rather disembowel myself with a wooden spoon.
Obnoxious kid: Um watevah man ima go be cool just like my dad!
Queit kid: Yeah okay do us all a favor and overdose you fuck

by PandasterMaster December 5, 2011

LQTM

Instead of lol (Laugh out loud) it is LQTM (Laugh quietly to myself.) It is much more realistic than lol.

Person A: Wow that was so funny
Person B: Yeah! LQTM!!

by Applepicker1 August 24, 2011