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slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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lobsterly

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.
Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!
by Petterson February 5, 2020
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lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"
by billbow24 October 15, 2007
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lobster kush

a marijuana strain that causes your skin to turn into a dark red similar to lobster that has been boiled in water.
Look how red Austin Nig is! He must be puffin' that lobster kush.
by moogleOZAR April 14, 2010
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Lobstrosity

A giant mutated lobster that has developed a taste for human toes. Usually seen at night in shallow water waiting for un-suspecting waders to walk by.
"That fuckin lobstrosity ate off me friggin' toes"!
by Roberticus February 26, 2008
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Rock Lobster

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach
Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!
by DarkMatter October 13, 2004
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attack of the killer lobster

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes
OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!
by mudisland33 January 31, 2010
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