Poon Loon

A big ol butch bulldaggin' lezzie that's just a lunatic for the pussy!

Girl: Are you into eating snatch?
Bulldagger: Hell yeah lil momma, I'm a POON LOON!!

by Tugs1334 April 15, 2017

Carl van Loon

Wealthy movie star, the dutch version (carlo van laanen) is not so wealthy and movie star like.

Look at that douche, he looks like a dutch Carl van Loon.

by Michigan smitsers November 13, 2011

Smoking Loon

The name of a small beach cruiser that is usually found in the San Diego, CA area and used by homosexuals.

Jesse took a cruise on the smoking loon to pick up a boyfriend

by Euphorism April 8, 2009

Evil Loon

(noun): a psychotic person lacking any semblance of decency or conscience: a miserable and hateful person:INSANE BITCH

If you ever come across an EVIL LOON you may initially mistake her for a decent human being but with time you will find that she will attempt to drag you into her black hole of misery. BEWARE OF THE EVIL LOON

by The Good Witch June 5, 2008

juby loon

When a dog's jowls gets caught on its tooth forming a small bubble-like shape.

Child 1: "Awe, man, Look at Sterling's Juby Loon. He looks hilarious!"

Child 2: "Haha! Yeah, my dog gets that too after he yawns or eats."

Child 1: "Stfu."

by Myce February 27, 2011

Tune A Loon

A sex act when someone shoves 2 loonies up your ass or vagina

Jerry: MOMMY I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! Mom: it’s ok son, can I use those loonies for a Tune A Loon?

by PandaJizz42 June 20, 2023

Lava Loon

Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.

This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.

by handledaddy June 25, 2021