Frog.loll

the hottest person alive. Like so sexy. No seriously, hottie alert!!

person: have you heard of frog.loll?

other person: yea the hottest person alive?

by nagitos husband June 6, 2021

lollapalooza

A tour that Nirvana was supposed to headline in 1994. I think we all know how that played out.

Kurt Cobain's death cast a dark shadow over Lollapalooza 1994.

by Squid Wrangler May 8, 2005

Lollerbate

To laugh so hard that one ejaculates, usually all over the keyboard.

"LIEK, ZOMFG TAHT WAS HILARIOUS LOLLERBATE BBQ 1111"

by Noosh September 19, 2005

Lollapalooza

An annual music festival which was established by Jane's Addiction's Perry Farrell. Ran annually from 1991-1997, restarted in 2003, restarted again in 2005-present. Used to showcase many bands of the rock/metal/alternative/indie genres, and even featured some rap artists. In its earlier years, (91-97) its success was helped by many famous and enjoyed bands at the time, such as (but not limited to) Soundgarden, Primus, RHCP, Metallica, Korn, Tool, Green Day, Audioslave and Sonic Youth.

In recent years, it has lost popularity most likely blamed on unheard artists or Guitar Hero competitions onstage. As of 2010, Lollapalooza will most likely be known as 'cool' by the pop culture, thanks to Lady Gaga crowd surfing nearly naked. I, like many fans of the genres mentioned above will continue to enjoy Lollapalooza, but not without losing respect for the festival. This decline in respect will most likely be blamed on mainstream pop artists joining future lineups for the festival, following Lady Gaga's spectacle.

Guy: Dude! You wanna go to Lollapalooza with me?

Dude: Nah man, that place is garbage now.

by YoullNeverGuessMeName August 16, 2010

Lollege

Basically college. You don't learn anything and get high all the time.

"Didn't you learn anything at college?"
"Pah, it was more like lollege, fool."

by Sherbet Head February 22, 2009

Lollenger Level 1-10

A rating given by lollers to lols. The higher the lollenger level reached, the more respect the loller receives from other lollers and also from the teachers at the lollenger academy. A level 10 will almost certainly be followed by a lolcano (an eruption of lols). Only two lolenger level 10's have been verified by the top lolenger scientists in lolsville, lol-land.

Bill: That joke was a lolenger level 7.34!!
Bob: I know man, i got a lolorgasm from that!
Bill: LOL! What a lollenger level 1-10!

by Lollsville Scientist January 21, 2009

Lollard

One who uses "LOL" with such frequency it implies a total disconnection with the conversation and, thusly, reality.

From a portmanteau of "dullard" and "LOL."

A: If I weren't convinced it would go over your head, I'd refer to you as a Lollard (which is also a punning reference to the followers of the 13th century religious reformer John Wycliffe) to label your behaviour.

B: LOL!

A: ...but instead I'll point out that you're a giggling fucktard.

B: LOLOLOLOL!

A: Sigh...

by jimbles April 10, 2011