lolblog

verb. (also LOLblog)
When you live blog a sporting event, physics class, or other event through Facebook status updates, to the annoyance of all your friends. Usually alcohol is involved.

The amount of LOL is determined by:
- how uninteresting, absurd, or scandalous the subject matter
- how frequently updates are made
- how vulgar the updates are.

Girl 1: How was your mammogram?
Girl 2: They found a tumor. I don't really want to talk about it. Check my Facebook; I lolblogged the whole thing.

Guy 1: LOLblogging my calculus exam got me in trouble cuz I friended my prof.

by nederninja December 8, 2009

lobby fever

When your in a match-making lobby with your friends and you cant find a game. Usually comes with your friends constantly talking about shit that doesn't matter, thus causing a migraine like headache.

UBERxSN1PES: Hey, did you see last nights American Idol?
PROxMLG: Hell Ya I love that show!
BIGDEAL: Fuck, We lost Fern.
Soviet: Im getting lobby fever!

by OccupiedFern July 8, 2010

Lobby therm

Abbreviated short form of the classic French dish Lobster Thermador.

After a lovely morning walking through Hyde Park and Portobello Road, Rachel and I whipped up a succulent lobby therm for lunch.

by 999g December 6, 2020

Lobby Eyes

having to split one's attention between a videogame and their discord friend such that the friend(s) only receive attention when idling in the menu or lobby between games.

It's only when you're in the lobby, that you pay attention to your friends; you're giving them the Lobby Eyes.

by Trylobot September 9, 2022

hobby lobby

A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.

The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.

by rideurbike June 30, 2014

lolbertarian

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.

So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.

by Zoldam July 1, 2020

lolberry

An alternative to: 'lolerskates'
Which is an alternative to: lol (Laugh out Loud)

OR: A berry that is funny, or berry that is 'lol'

Person1: zomg I just got wtfpwned! (Humorous statement)

Person2: lolberry! (Expressing joy at humorous statement)

Perons1: Hey look I'm an umlautberry

Person2: Oh guess that makes me a lolberry!

by Wildcard Sam November 17, 2009