Literal Asian

a Literal Asian is someone who is from anywhere in Asia
Ex:
India
Israel
U.A.E.
Russia
China
Japan
And all of Asia.

Q. David's Asian? I though he was Jewish O.O
A. No smart ass, Judaism is a religion, He's Israeli. He's Asian. Israel is in Asia. He's a Literal Asian.

by DaSianMan March 20, 2010

Literal Fact

A 'literal fact' is evidence that Nora does indeed love her boyfriend, Terrell "Terl" Slim, more than he loves her. Evidence such as this article has been included.

"Did you hear that Literal Fact from @yourdailybnha!? Theyre so cute together?"

by ravensworldofnora September 17, 2018

Literal kangaroo

Roaming lispy queers.

There are far too many literal kangaroos on the news.

by HELSeker September 17, 2019

Literal Kangaroo

A nigger, kike, shitskin ect.

They're a lot of Literal Kangaroos in Austria

by rlyNOTaNazi September 19, 2019

literal quarter

only used when talking about time. instead of "quarter till" meaning 15 minutes till, it's "literal quarter till" meaning 25 minutes till

Bob: How much longer till class is over?
Gary: We've got a literal quarter till.

by Jonathan “Johnny” Jones February 3, 2010

literal asshole

Austin fucking Parker

“Don’t ss my shit”
*ss my shit*
Me: you’re a literal asshole
Him: you’re welcome

by Boothang3482 February 21, 2021

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015