Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.

"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"

by Const01 February 9, 2010

Limpi

Limpi means “no bev” in more if a slang the just no bev itself. Commonly used for making fun of someone if they have no drink with them when they eat dry ass food.

Ex. Brooo this kid be eating chips with no limpi

*everyone laughs

by Lisakiki December 26, 2019

Limpatizer

Any woman ugly enough to remove an erection on sight.

That woman at the bar - she's hot, but don't look at the limpatizer to her left.

by hotroddrummer August 27, 2013

limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013

Limpio

Limpio is being physically disabled, for example being in a wheelchair. This is not to be confused with the word Amplio, meaning mentally disabled.

You are Limpio,
No, you are!

by ericcartman1024 January 20, 2021

limpies

1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction

The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Limpified

A state of post limping in which someone has stuck their limp penis inside an asshole, and the person receiving the limpy has squeezed the limp penis with the anus until it gets erect and ejaculates.

Damn! You see how Matt got limpified? Jason almost pink socked him.

by Philip miasso September 22, 2023