ab lobster

The ab lobster is a creature found in Jersey clubs, constantly pointing to his abs which are exposed by his unbuttoned black shirt. The abs are airbrushed for more definition. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out his defintion. If photographed in his natural environment, the ab lobster will give a blank stare with pouty lips. Has no respect for lines. Waits for no one. Can quickly turn on his friends when a blond, tanned, girl with a high and tight ass is seen. Calls dibs on everything. Listens to Lady Ga ga at the gym. Crybates during the day. Claims to have best abs on the east coast. Cousins with the LA Doosh.

I saw this ab lobster in the men's room arguing over the cologne with the bathroom attendant. He took the cool water and used it all on his abs and fly. Then claimed he was the inspiration for Slater on saved by the bell.

by ronward April 21, 2009

Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

by Da12 February 5, 2009

lobster head

a shameful thing

It's a shameful thing, lobster head.

by Too many limes August 22, 2011

listerlean

When you put mouthwash (primsrily Listerine) into your sprite. Originally became popularized through the instagram community.

"yo diggity dawg could you pass the listerlean?"

by Cringe God March 4, 2018

lipster

Hardcore fans (stans) of Lana Del Rey, usually found commenting things like "YAASS YAAAS GURL SLAY" or "I'M MALE AND I'M OVULATING" or "I wish she would go back to her old Born To Die style music" on her videos. Mostly young women and gay men.

"Girl, did you know that Jess has been a total lipster since Ultraviolence?"

by Huntymoon September 17, 2015

It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

by ImNotALobster June 7, 2017

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015