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legacy relationshit

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share
"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."
by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009
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Legacy-meme

A meme that, no matter its age, will relentlessly keep you satisfied.
It is possible that Harambe is becoming a Legacy-meme
by Memer69 October 10, 2016
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legacy media

TL;DR Version:

Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.

Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.

(We know the client list--Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Allan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning).

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The NOT TLDR Version:

Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Bill Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton family owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post....

Disney owns ABC. Barclays/Fidelity are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.

Other countries work similarly. Het Laatste Nieuws, the biggest publication in Belgium, is owned by the billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.

Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer advertisements--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.

Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?

How did two guards fall asleep and a camera turn off while Epstein was supposedly committing suicide?

If you good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the legacy media convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the legacy media was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."

(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?

"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the legacy media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."

"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List--the Legacy Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt."
by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! October 7, 2022
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Legacy High School

Fake ass school with fake ass people . Always smell like cow shit, the building nice but when you go inside and see the people it's a different story. Bitches up there fuckin on teachers for a B+ , principal gay asf , bunch of white ass Mormans who secretly wanna get fucked on. Trashy ass bitches wearing butt pads , niggas look like burnt chicken legs , nobody graduates , oh and the only good sport is their flag football team , lmao
Girl - hey I'm going to legacy

Guy- LEGACY HIGH SCHOOL?
girl - yah why

Guy- oh you a hoe then why
by swag556547483 September 6, 2016
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Legacy wank

When you have a wank to somebody from your past for nothing more than old time sake
I tried to have a legacy wank to my ex girlfriend Marie, but I just couldn't get the rhythm going.
by The cunt lord June 3, 2015
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Legacy Fuck

Engaging in coitus, the physical act of love-making, with a now old and decrepit former bombshell for the pure reason of going where so many once desired.
Grace Slick of the Jefferson Airplane was a smoking fox back in the 1960s and 1970s. Now, she is hardly a silver fox. But you would still bang her because you can brag about fucking Grace Slick; a legacy fuck. Of course, when you do tell everyone about having sex with Grace Slick, you would refrain from revealing when and how much K-Y jelly you went through to slick up the Slick. That does not matter. What does, is that you came inside a sex symbol. Hey, they (Elizabeth Taylor, Tara Reid, Anne Bancroft, Monroe, Janice Dickinson, etc.) still look great on Google Images, which is the medium through which most see said "legacy fuck."
by Drewsputin Rackbar Bauer March 22, 2011
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legacy learning center

A garbage dump located in the trashy area of downtown Indianapolis. Legacy is a dump that parents make their kids go to. They believe it is for their own good but, little do they know their kids hate it and might actually end u killing themselves.
"OMG I cant wait, I'm going to a new school called Legacy Learning Center! I hope I like it"
" ohhhhhhh yeah sit down buddy. I have heard a thing or two about Legacy. You re in for a rude awakening."
by iHateLegacyLearningCenter April 17, 2019
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