Lasagna

When a girl is so horny and she want to have intercourse with a penis.

Omg I want Lasagna so bad right now. ;)

by Yo momma named John May 22, 2022

Lasagna

Italian for layered meal.

We took some fast food and lasagna'd it.

I made a breakfast lasagna it had layers of sausage, bacon, and pancakes.

by VeXedWolf July 22, 2022

lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.

"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."

by Zioooooo October 2, 2023

Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

by mchow December 15, 2023

Lasagna

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

Lasagna

The shit Garfield eats

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”

by Leonk11 February 9, 2025