lard jones

zoophile

this man likes animals he is a lard jones

by migger jones February 5, 2023

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.

Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!

by MSF69 March 31, 2007

Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

by The best lmao December 19, 2016

lard cart

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

by jainie December 17, 2005

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003