(noun) An individual who makes his/her rounds greeting everybody in a room or open area on a regular/daily basis; often thinks everybody is their friend and lacks the social awareness to differentiate between real friends and people who are just being nice to them
" Beware of the lapper. Every school/university has one, if not several. If you are friendly to him then he will be back here to talk every day."
by bigg rik April 15, 2022
Get the Lappermug. by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
Get the Lippy Lapper Snipper Snappermug. Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
Get the Female Lappermug. 
Get the Straddle lappermug. One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
Get the Root lappermug. Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
by jj55! September 2, 2022
Get the Lappermug. When someone is actually being a cu*tlapper, but you don't want to partake in the full word. Maybe a good friend, a co worker, your sister, ex, the person who just cut you off in traffic. Lapper can be used with the full disgusted contemptuous tone, or with humorous sarcastic wonderfulness. Synonyms include cuntlike, lapper like and douchelike.
Lapper (n.)
1 .A person, male or female, who has really pissed you off. And you're really thinking cu*tlapper, but don't want to go there.
2. A friend, roommate, or someone you love who is the object of your love and tomfoolery. Say you're driving and the person in front of you decides to not partake in their God and factory given directional and they slam on their brakes to turn right leaving you pretty much careening into the back of their car. At this point it is appropriate to scream "You fuc*ing LAPPPPPPPEERRR!!" May be used either with or without fu*k, but to capture the true essence of the word, we suggest all the words.
1 .A person, male or female, who has really pissed you off. And you're really thinking cu*tlapper, but don't want to go there.
2. A friend, roommate, or someone you love who is the object of your love and tomfoolery. Say you're driving and the person in front of you decides to not partake in their God and factory given directional and they slam on their brakes to turn right leaving you pretty much careening into the back of their car. At this point it is appropriate to scream "You fuc*ing LAPPPPPPPEERRR!!" May be used either with or without fu*k, but to capture the true essence of the word, we suggest all the words.
by Mk2018 July 11, 2018
Get the Lappermug.