Landen

The most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. You can't help but smile when you hear his laugh. He is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. He is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!

When Landen giggles it just melts your heart!

by mellylanden February 26, 2009

Landen

Out going, nice, caring and hot guy. Pretty dirty but don't let that get in the way of any thing, and also don't forget about his massive... You... Know what. He is loyal and is a very good leader. And also very good in bed.

Dude #1: See Landen over there talking to that girl?

Dude #2: Yeah! He's such a great guy, I wish I was like him.

by Allllluhhhalluuhh May 27, 2016

landerdoodle

1. A cross between KLL and a poodle.
2. A subversive cluster f#cking of a simple task.

1. LL: Do you like our new Landerdoodle? Do you think it looks more like the stud or the bitch?
KP: Definitely, the stud. I recognize those neuticles.

2. Damn, I need to start over...this has been completely landerdoodled.

by fu_db May 19, 2009

landen shaw

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp

have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is

by lannybigman February 14, 2019

flat lander

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois

i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state

by andrea July 9, 2004

Landeta

1. To break-up or dump someone 2. The act of giving someone the boot, in reference to former Eagles punter Sean Landeta.

Friend: So whatever happened between (insert name of whore here) and you?

You: Oh, I Landeta-ed her ass.

by Sean Landeta August 10, 2009

lanced

To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.

Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.

by French Cycling Organization July 24, 2010