lagom

A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had one cup to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some (Laget om = For everyone in the team). Therefore the amount is not always the same. If they had a lot of beer, they could drink more and the other way around. Basically it means "the perfect amount". However it has been defined (as a student prank) in the city of Lund, Sweden so you can actually go there to find out the exact definition...

- How much food do you want?

- Lagom (i.e. not too much, not too little)

- How far are we walking?
- Lagom

by Medde February 1, 2010

lancoolish

A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"

Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"

by Yelsew Foolface May 2, 2005

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

langa and reki

the best couple ever

langa: reki, could you help me with this new trick?
reki: *is ready to devote his time completely to the man in front of him* sure thing, what do you need?

langa and reki, the beat couple <333

by kenma’s wife stfu March 6, 2021

Landon

Because genes

Landon is Landon cause genes

by Avah666 December 11, 2018

lagosnia

Helen Keller wasn’t only deaf,dumb and blind,she had the infamous disease us men use as a excuse not to talk to a Stage 5 Clinger.Symptoms include temporary Blindness,Swelling of the throat so the victim can’t breathe,numbness in the hand so the victim can’t type,and Swollen tongue so the Victim can’t Talk on the phone

Tracy-Hey can I talk to D?
Bill-No one told you?D is suffering from lagosnia

by GodSaveMyMemes August 2, 2019

Landon

A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.

Hey look, there's Landon!

by ██ September 23, 2020