tae-kwon-do

A martial art which focuses on utilizing kicks for long rang attacks. Also has a variety of punches, elbow strikes, and knee strikes.

The Tae-kwon-do tourney is next week. I'm taking tae-kwon-do to strengthen my legs and focus my mind

by TKD student April 9, 2006

Tae Kwon Do

A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.

TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.

Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***

by John Raven.exe May 17, 2006

tae kwon dolphin

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.

A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

by phx June 1, 2003

Tae Kwon Do

The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.

Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective

by stoolybird October 26, 2006

ny kwon do

style of fighting only used when the sun is down. very similar to tae kwon do, but usually with alcohol involved.

russ was laughing at randalls shirt so randall used his
expert skills in ny kwon do and kicked his ass.

by ballams February 3, 2008

Tai Kwon Bro

A male friend with skills in martial arts

My friend Bill is a real hoot. He drinks, dances, and when things get dicey, he can handle himself too. He's a tai kwon bro.

by FriendOrFlake August 31, 2014

kick-kwon-dow

When someone can't actully fight so all they do is just try to kick you.

"Dude I was gunna beat up this R-tard for talking some smack to me."

"Why didn't you."

"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".

by Halo8820 July 23, 2010