Dyke-Kwon-Do

Ancient form of martial arts kept in total silence from the world until it's recent emergence into a handful of the worlds cultures. All within the past 50 years or so. It has always been kept hush hush, with instructors carefully selecting a rare female student that must meet each of the three criteria: A) must be devoid of any element of feminist. B) has an unnatural and totally unprovoked hatred toward any penis-bearing person C) is so manly that even the slightest reference to her in a vaguely sexual sense will burn the ears of he who heard it, then cause him to gouge out his own eyes and remove and eat his own penis to ensure his own safety. This style of hate-fighting is consisted of 90% fist-based manuvering

Did u see that she-man? Of course I handed my wallet over in fear of a dyke-Kwon-do whooping

by JimMuthaFuckinJones March 30, 2017

Hayeon Kwon

She is Awesome and loves to hangout with people. She will be shy at first but when she knows you better she will become the best of her self

How is Hayeon Kwon ??

by Yourjomama00 November 23, 2021

tae-kwon-do

A martial art which focuses on utilizing kicks for long rang attacks. Also has a variety of punches, elbow strikes, and knee strikes.

The Tae-kwon-do tourney is next week. I'm taking tae-kwon-do to strengthen my legs and focus my mind

by TKD student April 9, 2006

Tae Kwon Do

A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.

TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.

Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***

by John Raven.exe May 17, 2006

tae kwon dolphin

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.

A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

by phx June 1, 2003

Tae Kwon Do

The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.

Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective

by stoolybird October 26, 2006

ny kwon do

style of fighting only used when the sun is down. very similar to tae kwon do, but usually with alcohol involved.

russ was laughing at randalls shirt so randall used his
expert skills in ny kwon do and kicked his ass.

by ballams February 3, 2008