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kangaroo petrol

Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.
Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.

Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.

Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
by malarky2020 February 23, 2010
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kongalingus

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
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Kangaroo Hug

In Australia everything is down under. Therefore, a kangaroo hug is a mouth hug.
How about you pay me in Kangaroo hugs?
by SomeDudeOnTheInternetOK July 27, 2018
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Kangarooing

Kangarooing is using overly academic language to try and explain or discuss concepts to someone who may or may not have a background in academia. Kangarooing happens often in activist circles where middle class college educated people will speak in overly academic language, assuming that the rest of the group is also college educated and can understand them.

Kangarooing is also used to obfuscate or obscure the point in an attempt to trick the victim into agreeing with something they may not understand, so that they don't seem stupid.

The term is a reference to an episode of the sitcom "Friends" wherein Joey wrote a letter using the thesaurus section on Microsoft Word for every single word and signed the letter as "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani".
Judith: "That the power regimes of heterosexism and phallogocentrism seek to augment themselves through a constant repetition of their logic, their metaphysic, and their naturalized ontologies does not imply that repetition itself ought to be stopped—as if it could be."

Megan: "Stop kangarooing and explain in standard English please"
by Fiver5 March 19, 2017
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kangawallafox

The Kangawallafox is a viscious nocturnal creature native to Australia, which is the result of the natural cross breeding between kangaroos, wallabys and foxes. Because of it's highly viscious nature it will eat it's relatives, kangaroos, wallabys and foxes as well as any other living organisms and occasionally car bodies. Often seen only for a split second, whilst hunting its prey, jumping out in front of cars often to try and devour them.

Waring this creature may appear cute & cuddly.
Jim: What happened to ya car mate?
Tom: Fuckin bloody Kangawallafox!
by Roy J November 7, 2006
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kinga

The sweetest girl to ever walk the earth. She's beautiful, smart, funny and carries her heart on her sleeve. She's the total package and every man falls for her but be careful because her smile can be deceiving.
"That Kinga drives me crazy."

"Kinga broke my heart again."
by Prof. Cornelius February 7, 2010
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reverse kanga

The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!
by hans January 12, 2004
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