kryptonite

kryptonite is a strain of weed originating out of Norcal in the town of yuba city, its a f-1 hybrid, pure kush plant with ultra potent nugs that taste like og or bubba kush not for light weights

I smoked some of dans kryptonite and it plowed my field!

by Kalichronic January 2, 2009

kryptonite

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

kryptonite

1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel

2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010

Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015

KRYPTONIAN Gender

Some Identifies as a Kryptonian because they Consider themselves to be a Great or "Super" Person regardless of any Gender category someone places upon them They are not a Cisgender however they can be any Gender they chose whenever they chose no matter if they are born of that Gender or chose to Identify as such The feel duty to help others and help better the world

I'm Kryptonian Gender because I am a Super Man.

by POLY4MORE February 12, 2023

Sexual Kryptonite

A female/male that you are so attracted to that they have the ability to destroy your resilience to say no to sex regardless of your relationship status and location.

I can't go to coffee with him, he's sexual kryptonite we would end up in the car or bathroom in 5 minutes.

by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015

cable kryptonite

An addiction, referring to films and TV shows considered so great that if ever discovered while channel surfing, they must be watched for the remainder of the broadcast.

Without question, "The Truman Show" is my cable kryptonite. So good!

by GTGTGT August 25, 2011