Kristoffer Lindmark

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.

Kristoffer Lindmark

by ByggBoB November 27, 2012

Kris Kristofferson

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Brylan Bristopher Woods

Also known as Sadbrylan92, plays CS:GO on Youtube
Character of streamer noob dog

Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Brylan Bristopher Woods

by Sadbrylan92 January 16, 2023

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Kristofer

That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.

Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.

by Red-Kun September 5, 2016

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022