A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
by Anal Oil Rig January 18, 2010
by RM2007 May 17, 2021
A raunchy, smelly vagina, in which lives a pussy kraken. The kraken tends to feed on any objects placed into the pussy. When given the chance the kraken will emerge from the depths of the pussy, revealing its large teeth and long slimy tentacles.
by TGravy April 6, 2011
Jack - You know that preppy white kid? He was caught smackin' the kraken in the bathroom yesterday.
Jill - At least he didn't bring his girlfriend up a hill to fuck and threw her off the hill when he was rejected, you asshole.
Jill - At least he didn't bring his girlfriend up a hill to fuck and threw her off the hill when he was rejected, you asshole.
by Maltox June 9, 2018
Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)
by C.hustle January 10, 2023
it's not karen karen it's actually karen the kraken. A huge octopus that's like better than karen that doesn't even exist now. A big kraken that usually reference to saying "your a fucking crackhead that just got dumped in the ocean". A slain word of saying a racist mother fucker.
by treehouseBarBQ November 21, 2019
Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market
by Jawen July 8, 2014