Kraken Snatch 

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

Kraken Snatch by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

Snatch Kraken 

When a woman's snatch (female genitalia) releases the Kraken out of it, usually during sexual relations such as intercourse.

"Hey Wesley, did you make her release the snatch kraken last night?"

Snatch Kraken by micloven01 December 25, 2013

Kracken Snatch 

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke

Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release

Kracken Snatch by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018