kool aid

the energy drink for niggas who want gratuitous amounts of sugah

hey! do you wanna feel so black!? Drink kool aid! the energy drink for niggas who want gratuitous amounts of sugah!
In new flavors like turquaz, its turquaz energy, its like adding water to a sugar rush! sound the alarm! your gonna be uncomfortably ghetto fabulous!
what's that? you want milk? well how about chocolate milk! its black, not brown! hoops! you'll be good at it! Its an energy drink for niggas! Niggajee!...

-koolaid, black powerthirst

by Lord Damon Achuine March 08, 2009

kool aide

gettin all up in my biznit

"you're all up in the kool aide and don't even know the flavor"

by C A B G R July 22, 2006

The Kool Aid

A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.

"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.

by Dustin D March 26, 2008

kool aid

When a girl is so oddly fat that she resembles the "Jug of Juice" known as the kool aid man.

"Dude you know that girl who always wears those red maternity shirts?"
"Yeah dude total kool aid."
-A-Dog and nedbalek-

by anthonyferrando April 20, 2007

kool aid

A dring that someone drinks who follows others blindly

Person one: "The U.S.A. is an evil dictatorship."
Person Two: "Man stop drinking Kool aid"

by Frank Masotti June 18, 2005

Kool-Aid

One of two beverages that a nigga will drink, the other being malt liquor

Daquan: Hey Leroy, you want some kool-aid Nigga?
Leroy: Fuck yeah! you got grape?

by SweetDoggyM August 08, 2015

kool-aid

Slang for propaganda that tastes good on the surface, but eventually kills you. A certain Jim Jones took his cult of almost 900 people to Africa and when investigated for human rights abuses, gave the entire cult Kool-Aid laced with Cyanide to kill them and cover his tracks, telling them that the Russians were coming to kill them.
Thus, the association of Kool-Aid with political propaganda and lies.

Dumb Democrat: Dude, this new guy Obama is so great. He is going to lower taxes, help out the middle class and stop corporate fraud.

Smart Republican: (under his breath) Drink the Kool-Aid, my children...

by __anonymous____ December 10, 2009