knit the grit

The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.

Before we can get this document finished, we'll need to knit the grit about the details.

by HeySuz October 17, 2010

Knits McGee

A general term referring to an individual who likes to either knit incessantly; knit at inappropriate times; or both

Joe: Did you see that lady knitting at our work lunch today? What's wrong with her?

Mike: You mean Knits McGee? She's always knitting...I have no idea, she's fucking crazy

by Killerkeeb April 15, 2011

kritzinger

A surname that is not very popular but also is rare because a person with a surname kritzinger is a unique and loving person that u should never let go.

I just met a kritzinger and I am totally in love I'm never letting this one go

by Banana ram December 6, 2016

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

knitfitti

Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.

Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"

by the other jess December 30, 2008

Knitting Circle

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

by dewlytle September 13, 2010

Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010