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klondike bar 

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
klondike bar by Luigi August 6, 2004

Kentucky Klondike Bar 

When multiple individuals eat a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and become very horny. One of the individuals shits into the bucket. They then participate in a circle jerk and all cum into the bucket. Another individual covers the cum cream by shitting on top of it. Thus, completing the Kentucky Klondike Bar. The participants then eat the Klondike Bar.
So last night my bros and I, after playing fortnite, had a Kentucky Klondike Bar.

klondike bar 

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
klondike bar by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Granny Klondike 

When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."

Klondike 

Jackfilms dog but mostly known as Klondike#3227 one of an OP discord accounts created by 7UP1
Klondike by PoopyTurd August 1, 2018

Klondike Jew 

A Jewish person that resides within the Dominion of Canada.
...A Klondike Jew, that's what you are!
Klondike Jew by DrHungDaddy420 September 25, 2015