kiersten 711

i accidently put stan's name.

i accidently put stan's name in the above defintion

by neo geo May 2, 2005

Kiersten Vogt

one true ass gangsta

That girl over there is a Kiersten Vogt

by Courtney March 4, 2005

Kiersten

You do not want to be a Kiersten she is the definition of a rat that got high off of Cheetos dust. She will usually do something wrong then blame someone else if somebody asks her about it. She has a crush on a different guy every week and thinks she is the most popular in the school when she literally gets her clothes out of her McDonald's happy meal. She basically stalks her crush 24/7 and tries to be sexy but ends up looking like a stripper gone wrong.

Oh my jisoos that girl is being such a Kiersten.😒😒

by NCT x BTS x EXO November 2, 2018

Kiersten

So Kiersten is a amazing girl she’s so cute and she’s the most energetic girl you’ll ever meet but the problem is that she can be mean to you I’ve done nothing to her well not that I know of and she’s acting like I don’t exist so if you see this please give me some attention we used to be kind of close but all of a sudden she’s become mean

Stop airing me Kiersten

by Don’t worry I lost feelings. January 7, 2021

Kiersten

A nasty whore, will fuck anything with a penis.

Yo dude, did you hear Kiersten has boned the whole warehouse?

by disbitch October 12, 2014

Kiersten

Small and adorable

Stop arguing kiersten, you're small and adorable

by Bruhass April 3, 2021

Frau Kersten

An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.

This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.

AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).

Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"

Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.

by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011