Keystoner

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.

Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.

by Keystoner December 29, 2009

Keystone Kowboy

An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy

Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number

by Smokinoak August 28, 2017

Keystone school district

Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.

Keystone school district sucks

by SlimySquirrel69 July 30, 2020

Keystone Middle School

A Roblox middle school that’s active and fun and somehow has been around for almost 10 years

Keystone Middle school is fun

by Izzy5260 August 8, 2022

Keystone Cops

Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones

We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.

by SamAnneChris September 26, 2008

keystone

usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

(coors brewing company web site)

Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though

by FIREH20 November 16, 2006

Keystone Heights

There is a school located in Keystone Heights in Clay county. In khhs there are a bunch of pot heads, thots, man hoes, and rich ass bitches. Some of the pot head ages can go as low or lower than 8. Pretty much everyone is a pot head and if your not, wtf is wrong with you. Thots.thots. and thots. thots fill up the school many 12 year old girls will have sex with 20 year olds on a park bench. if you go to khhs you will know who i’m talking about. there’s also a bunch of man hoes, guys will do anything to get some p*ssy. literally anything. there are so many rich ass bitches that think they’re better than everyone else when they’re not 🙄🙄 there are so many rednecks so many people love mudding it’s not unusual to see some one one the side of the road in their bathing suits playing in the mud while it rains.most of the parties are illegal with many drugs. a lot of things happen at k beach, very many bad things happen there. basically there just are a lot of things that happen in keystone but it’s over all hella fun, take a vacation over if you want, most people her are welcoming.

“ Dude i’m in keystone heights rn and it’s hella fun come down “

by x-unknown-x May 14, 2019