@ .keston

A sexy MF who knows they are sexy😩. A really good chef😣 Loves Milfs, kissing them, and giving tips on how to kiss them. Also likes DaBaby. Annoying Af but okayish🙏😍

Friend A: I look goooood today
Friend B: Yeah but not as good as @ .keston

by Littlegabibraun March 21, 2021

Keystoned

To be high on Marijuana and drunk on Keystone Ice at the same time.

He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.

After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.

by Drobnizzle February 21, 2008

kenston

One of the most laid back niggas u will meet he that pretty muhhfvcker & will burn your ass on the football field

Brother:Damn that nigga cool
sister: he fine too

friend/Lil brother :that's just a kenston

by Jonny cage June 18, 2015

The Keystone Effect

The Keystone Effect: a crowd-pleasing, hard-rocking, party-starting, energetic rock band based at the University of Connecticut

I got laid at "The Keystone Effect" concert last night.

by Dr. Shasta Kielbasa March 19, 2009

keystone

A very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. Probably manufactured in prison toilets.

Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"

by Ice Cold January 22, 2005

Keystone Heights

Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.

We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights

by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin January 19, 2017

Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.

"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."

by ToeBang August 30, 2016