Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD
Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it
by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009
Get the Keenen mug.A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.
Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...
everyone: Smh....what a keener...
by the other keener April 4, 2019
Get the keener mug.An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.
Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.
Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.
Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!
Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.
Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.
by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012
Get the Keener mug.A British band that is taking over the Western Hemisphere (that would be us for those who aren't so good at geography) because their music is so amazing and brilliant. Their song "Somewhere only we Know" was the #1 song for weeks on Z104 (WQRX Washington) because it is so perfect. The band members may not gorgeous, but they have wonderful British accents and are so cute and so alluring as musicians and people. And, if everyone wasn't so closed-minded about what's cool and what's not (it's about time to make your own descisions people...), Keane would have already made it big-time in America like they have in Britain!
Person 1: Turn that up! It's Keane on the radio! They are my favorite band!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!
by Keen_on_Keane May 13, 2005
Get the Keane mug.The hottest guy on the earth and will melt your heart. Probably famous, and has a girlfriend. But he always has multiple girls with him!! ;) A Keneti is a total sweetheart. He always knows how to cheer you up with a bright shining smile. This is a Samoan name.
Girl: damn! Is that the new guy? What's his name??
Friends: "yeah! That's Keneti! I hear he's SUPER ripped and works out everyday!!"
Girl: "Woah... I need to get him in my life. Like NOW!"
Friends: "yeah! That's Keneti! I hear he's SUPER ripped and works out everyday!!"
Girl: "Woah... I need to get him in my life. Like NOW!"
by 💛🦋🌙 January 12, 2018
Get the Keneti mug.Kene is a very smart and awesome person when your in a fight near him he shows up at the speed of light to guide. He's got everyone's back even his enemies. if you get to know him you will figure out that he is intelligent and likes joking around. he's very fast just remember that......
by mr know ittss? October 23, 2019
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