Shawn keifer

To be strangely attracted to someone named joe

Wow joe and Shawn are dating what a Shawn Keifer

by fsfffsfdfsd September 26, 2019

keifer

Keifer is often a person who is very rude and cocky. known also as a "queefer". He is mediocre at beer pong and most other drinking games. Gets girls sometimes, but mostly into drugs (meth). he always smells really bad.

whats that smell?
oh its a keifer (queefer)!!!!

by keifer stevenson December 12, 2014

smoke da keifa

To perform oral sex on Keith (you know the one) to get a gig.
Popularised by the catchy song "Smoke Da Keifa" by Stepping Over Jenny

Who be smokin da keifa?
Dave. He smoke da keifa.

by JennyS December 25, 2008

Keifinated

Where marijuana has alot of finely grinded particles

That pot is hella keifinated

by Keifinated April 22, 2017

Keifer

Usually a white guy that has an ego bigger than his muscles. He walks in the gym all big and bad but in reality only bench presses under 100 lbs. this is the hoes before bros type of guy.

Yo that guy over there seems like his name would be Keifer.

by MasterCong January 13, 2019

keift

the local friendly lesbian WHO is a potato waffle shaped human, usually *borrowing someone else's ketchup. Member of the P-town cult, will fight anyone who doesn't share the P-town love.

chief keift

by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019

Keiffer Wallace

A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.

I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.

by MadMacca August 7, 2021