kale.

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.

man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.

by Amm18 July 22, 2009

kale

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.

"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"

by moist yeet May 18, 2018

kale

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

kale

has a big d and a little o

wow kales o is soo little
i know but he sure does have a big d

by real._.name September 10, 2018

Kaleed

Biggest L of the NBALM community
Plays a lot, but is still ass
Can usually be found in Zoke's server
Used to describe ones basketball knowledge

"Yo ur bball iq is lower than kaleeds, no cap."

by guest2798 October 08, 2020

kale

Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.

'can we have kale for breakfast in bed'

by tyana October 11, 2004

kaled

A guy with no hairline and a guy who puts himself on top of everyone else.

Person 1: That kaled looks so sad
Person2: It's probably because he ain't got a hairline

by Superlitfamboy May 23, 2018