Klingon

A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it

Do you know klingon?

Ya

Wow you are such a nerd

by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010

klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

by deek3241 October 5, 2006

Klingons

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






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by Mark H October 5, 2004

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

klinger middle school

A school located in Southampton PA full of over rated complete sluts and fuckboys. No one has a life and everyone starts drama because there lives are too boring. Also a school where you can find pregnant 14 year olds and druggies

See the girl from klinger middle school, she's a complete slut

by Paris091233 September 30, 2015

klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 8, 2006