kewl

(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.
-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)
by G-Union May 16, 2003
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Hey Boon, check out my new boxers!
They are so "kewl"
by Matt March 02, 2005
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dumb way of spelling cool....takes longer to type and looks kinda dumb really...
stupid person: hey did u see that fight at skewl?
smart person: ya
stupid person: it was kewl, huh?
smart person: no...it was COOL! Kool if u must but not flippen kewl!!!!!!
by aaaahhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2007
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A word that would ONLY be used by a dumbass teeny bopper. Shows that you're trying too hard to fit in.
Teeny Bopper: OMG lyke i was talkin on AOL the otha nyte and lyke it was totally kewl...

Me: Shut the hell up
by Senor Hola April 17, 2004
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a way to say or write the word otherwise known as "cool" so as to purposefully annoy Type-A spellers and various authoritarian personality types.
Too bad for Charlie Brown, he just ain't as kewl as Snoopy.
by pockychoc March 01, 2009
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an unnecessary replacement in texting for when a person wants to say something is "cool", normally used in a monotone context.
(texting)

person: whats up

12 year old boy: nm

person: kewl
by morfytheduck June 12, 2019
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when someone believes they are too cool to say cool like everyone else in the world.
"i am just so damn kewl!"
guy in background:"did that douchebag just say kewl?"
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