Kev Kitten

Someone who might have an STD from giving anal

"Brice is such a Kev Kitten, he got butt herpes at the party last sunday."

by Jedi7211991 March 30, 2010

Kev Hammer

Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

Kev Points

A points system divised by New Zealand celeb' Kevin C. Smith, a measure of coolness or respect if you may. Kev points are rewarded for many a thing most commonly for when they do something good, nice for him or using english sayings without thinking about it (e.g saying football instead of soccer). Kev Points can be exchanged for beer, lifts around town and of course sexual favours. Be warned though Kev Points can also be deducted and people with negative Kev Points are often spat on, punched or mocked by their friends.

Amber: "awww shit, im on -3 Kev Points coz i didn't give him that ice-cream he wanted"

by Dizposible November 29, 2006

kev adcock

The name of perfection. A bearded wonder

Look at that gorgeous bearded man over there, it must be Kev Adcock

by Bigkevpa July 2, 2017

cheers kev

Used when somebody tells a really boring and/or pointless story, or a terrible joke. It's a sarcastic response originating from the Matt Edmondson show on BBC Radio 1.

Person 1: ...and that's how I found out I had more knives than forks.

Person 2: cheers kev.

by MyDogIsAWhore July 19, 2016

big kev

excited.
After the catch phrase of Australian entrepeneur Kevin "Big Kev" McQuay who would wear massive lairy shirts (to fit his massive frame), most often one that was styled on the Australian flag. He would advertise his 100% Australian made and owned cleaning products by saying "I'M EXCITED!!!!"
After losing a lot of weight, and after resigning from his flailing business, Big Kev died of a heart attack in 2005.

When Jono heard his mates talking about the latest Jessica Alba film, he got a little bit Big Kev.

by emsy August 30, 2007

Kev Kaned

An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.

Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.

by Yo mama is so fat LULZ January 11, 2009